a good friend of my recommended me tiger blood.

lately i’ve been doing some kick-boxing at lady of america and needed some protein in my diet.

from the start,tiger blood had that tangy flavor like those discontinued juice pouches with the chimp on it.

of course you got that nasty metal flavor,but what do you want?

the kids love it and it is mom approved with its great nutritional values.

tiger blood is #winning.  4 sheens and a half

Walt Disney has really outdone themselves this time!

we have been waiting for the sequel to a Bug’s Life,and disney sure took it to the house with The Human Centipede.

dont be fooled by the cover. the movie offers a great life like interpretation of what it is like to be a bug. but this time disney has added a human twist.

you’ll find yourself gathered around the couch with the whole family enjoying another disney hit.

and with stars like Brenda Song,how can you go wrong?

i rate this two 4 goats and 2 sheep.

great job disney!

you see this right here? this motherfucker is the king of all sandwiches. This is a fucking pan con bistec. yeah bitch, its in fucking spanish. How much more bad ass can you get? you got fucking steak, little french fries looking shits, tomato, lettuce, cheese and probably onions. This shit is like a fucking kick to the balls. If you havent had one, youre missing the fuck out pussy! btw, those arent my fingers, I aint got no motherfucking fat fingers.

WOW. what can i say?so far this has been the best meal ive had since my mom got her food stamps back. texture was great. the cubed meat provides tenderness. smell was great. just like grandma’s chili taste was out of this world. highly recommend it. 5/5 chicken wings

BRANDO:

the eternal question when grocery shopping: store brand or company brand?

you known youve done it. youve thought about and the thought has plagued you on the ride back home.

store brand or company brand?

but im here to give you a logical standpoint while reviewing what it is worth to buy store brand.

you know you hate your mom when she buys you the walmart brand fruity pebbles. you go into a horrible rage and you end up in a foster home like me.

i was naive too…until this day. 

for the price of one company brand,you can two store brands. now we all know store brand is like 2/3 of the company flavor. so this is what i do,i combine both to have the ultimate flavorgasm. because we all know 2/3 + 2/3 = 22/3 > 7. 7 is lucky number. obvious.

food stampin’ hood rich breakfast

1/2 publix raisin bran

1/2 publix mini wheats

%1 milk cuz my cholesterol high as fuck

5/5

WOO! 4 for you glen coco, you go glen coco!

BRANDO:

Alright,so i read like half of the book and was getting pretty bored so,fuck it. I watched the movie. I’m guessing this was no big motion screen picture but more like some independent/indie flick. And if you look forward to watching this and don’t want the plot ruined,fuck you,keep reading.

movie starts off with this Chris mccandless guy in some abandoned bus he found in the middle of Alaska. makes no sense because cars havent been invented in alaska yet. they still use wolves and sleds n camles. THAT SHIT. turns out this guy hates his family life and wants to escape society and all that main stream life because he is so fucking indie. he graduates college with super sweet grades and after graduation he gets into an argument with his dad and mom because he doesnt want a new car. a new cadillac is too mainstream. 

So now he decides to burn all his id’s,donate his money to charity,change his name to Alex Supertramp and DIP. he ends up somehow in the middle of the desert and gets hitch-hiked by some hippies who he tan reignites their love(this movie has so many hippies and hitch-hiking.)he than leaves them and i think he ends up somewhere by the rapids in a canoe. he goes in the rapids balls out and doesnt care what the police say.while escaping he meets two new hippies. theyre like russian or slovenian and this is the first pair of TITS and only in the movie! he leaves.i think he goes to the city and hates it. he says fuck this homeless shelter.

alright my memory is really bad,but i think he meets his some new country folk before or after the hippies who he reunites. he works for this guy for quite some time.they become good friends. let me remind you how likeable this kid is!he works with him and gets the cash flow and saves up the money for alaska. he finally leaves when the feds take his friend because he was selling illegal comcast boxes or direct tv.

he continues walking,and walking for a while. enjoys all of america’s beauty and all that good stuff.he reunites with the hippies again in some hobo trailer park and meets up with some cute 16 year old. this is bullshit of course,only this guy does not try to get it in with this girl. she is gorgeous. its not like hobos have statutory rape laws. he leaves them happily and everyone forever will miss SUPERTRAMP.

im almost done! imma cut this short. he meets a lonely old man who is leather belt worker. he forms a really good relationship and makes his own belt. supertramp is about to leave and the old man wants to make him his adopted son(his wife and son both died :( .)it is pretty sad but…he gets REJECTED!

now to alaska. supertramp has to deal with the harsh life in alaska. it is spring i think and he is loving it. running with wild deer and shit.basking in the alaskan forestry and immerses himself in a world of nature you wish you would give up anything for. 

OH OH OH! trouble in paradie! winter is cold as fuck and this guy sucks at killing moose and harvesting its meat. his rice supply is real low and this dude is losing weight FAST. to top it off,he eats a poison berry because he sucks at classifying plants. dies of poisoning in his little shitty bus and the movie ends on this note. 

“true happiness is only real when shared.” something like that.

In all seriousness,this isn’t a bad movie. its got a lot of emotion and the sights are beautiful and just makes you want to leave everything behind and do the same. it’s heart warming and all,but the morals are:never become too influenced(such as the books he read.),life is not meant to be enjoyed alone(as he is happiest with people i believe.) and that alaska is cold as fuck.

capitalization is gay.

So I just finished watching this movie Paper Heart. One of the cutest movies I’ve seen in a while. For a person who doesnt believe in love, this shit made me cry. So its about this little asian girl, who looks like a boy, (seriously, they shouldve used someone cuter, but thats just me). Anyway, back to what I was saying, she pretty much goes around asking what love is and asking people about their love stories because shes never been in love and she clearly doesnt believe in it. But then she meets Michael Cera, and well, you guys know how movies are, you can be smart enough to find out what happens next, or you can go ahead and watch the movie! I guarantee you wont regret it, and if you do, shit its not my fault :) My favorite part has to be when she goes to Atlanta and she asks this group of little black girls what their idea of a perfect date is and one responds with “when he takes you to applebees and y’all eat hot wings”, seriously, who doesnt love hot wings?!?!